I'm trying to buy my Dad dinner without him knowing. He is incredibly cheap and above all HE LOVES COUPONS!

 

So this is the perfect gift for him: The illusion that he got a bunch of free food from a corporation.

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I'm trying to buy my Dad dinner without him knowing. He is incredibly cheap and above all he LOVES COUPONS!
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So this is the perfect gift for him: the illusion that he got a bunch of free food from a corporation.
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Of course, I'm going to pay for the meal but please don't let him know i'm paying for the meal. I can either venmo you, or text me and i'll send you my credit card number directly so you can punch in manually.
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My number is 251-716-1392. And my wife's is 404-213-0453. Just enter 100% tip and put in my card number. If you need me to sign something i can come back and sign it like 10 minutes after we leave, you have my number just text me.
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Please one more request: it would be very funny if we did some good-cop/bad-cop. Come back and say "this coupon appears to be a mistake, we can't honor this, it was supposed to be Buy 1 Get 1, not Buy 1 Get 11. This was some kind of typo", and then we will argue and say "but it's written down, you have to honor it", and then let us debate with you and have our way. Come back again and say "I checked with our manager and he decided to honor it because you're right it's the right thing to do." He would love that. He would love winning a pissing match with a company. He's turning 70 in the spring and honestly this is the kind of stuff that keeps him going. You're doing a good thing. My family and I thank you.
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-Zach